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šŸŽāœØĀ Celebrate the Season with a Dash of Cat-titude!

Bring some feline attitude to your holiday festivities with theĀ Pathetic Human Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt! šŸŽ„ Featuring an unimpressed cat front and center on a crisp white background, accented with stylish gray and brown details, this sweatshirt is perfect for cat lovers who know how to keep it real. With the hilariously blunt phrase ā€œPathetic Human,ā€ youā€™ll show off your inner sass while spreading holiday cheer (or a lack thereof)! Ideal for cozy gatherings or lounging at home, this sweater is sure to elicit some chuckles and plenty of compliments.


Because itā€™s handmade for you, these sweatshirts require 4-8 business days before they are shipped - so order early to get it in time for the holidays!

Inches XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.) 25Ā½ 27 28Ā½ 29Ā½ 30Ā½ 31Ā¼ 32 32Ā¾
1/2 Chest 19Ā½ 21 22Ā½ 24 25 26 27 28
Sleeve Length 25 26 27 28 29 30 30Ā½ 31

Centimeters XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Front length (from H.P.S.) 64.8 68.6 72.4 74.9 77.5 79.4 81.3 83.1
1/2 Chest 49.5 53.5 57.1 60.9 63.5 66 68.5 71
Sleeve Length 63.5 66 68.6 71.1 73.6 76.2 77.5 78.7

Pathetic Human | Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

$69.95 $49.95

You Save: $20 (28 %)

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  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

  • šŸŽāœØĀ Celebrate the Season with a Dash of Cat-titude!

    Bring some feline attitude to your holiday festivities with theĀ Pathetic Human Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt! šŸŽ„ Featuring an unimpressed cat front and center on a crisp white background, accented with stylish gray and brown details, this sweatshirt is perfect for cat lovers who know how to keep it real. With the hilariously blunt phrase ā€œPathetic Human,ā€ youā€™ll show off your inner sass while spreading holiday cheer (or a lack thereof)! Ideal for cozy gatherings or lounging at home, this sweater is sure to elicit some chuckles and plenty of compliments.


    Because itā€™s handmade for you, these sweatshirts require 4-8 business days before they are shipped - so order early to get it in time for the holidays!

    Inches XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Front length (from H.P.S.) 25Ā½ 27 28Ā½ 29Ā½ 30Ā½ 31Ā¼ 32 32Ā¾
    1/2 Chest 19Ā½ 21 22Ā½ 24 25 26 27 28
    Sleeve Length 25 26 27 28 29 30 30Ā½ 31

    Centimeters XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Front length (from H.P.S.) 64.8 68.6 72.4 74.9 77.5 79.4 81.3 83.1
    1/2 Chest 49.5 53.5 57.1 60.9 63.5 66 68.5 71
    Sleeve Length 63.5 66 68.6 71.1 73.6 76.2 77.5 78.7
  • Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

    Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

    USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

    Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

    UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

    Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

    Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days